Lizard Brain Breaks Rule #1

Middle of the night.
Wake up.
Thirsty.
Damnit.

Stumble into kitchen.
Where’s the water bottle.
Always a water bottle on the counter.
Damnit. No water bottle.

See the kid’s cup by the sink.
Almost full. She never actually drinks it.
Don’t want to get a clean cup. It’s probably safe.

Brain: “You don’t know where I’ve been, Lou.”
YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE I’VE BEEN.

Damnit.
Grab clean cup.
Empty Brita pitcher.
Forget to refill.

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