It brings no boys to the yard.
One day, you realize you’re officially old. When you’re mixing up the following admittedly disgusting concoction every night before bed, it’s a fairly safe bet the music is too loud, too.
8 ounces of water
Liquid vitamin D3
Liquid holy basil
And a heaping scoop of bean fiber
Fruenlaven! It’s horrible.
So why is it I can consistently make this literal mudslide every night, but I can’t get on the jump rope to (literally?) save my life?
Working on it.