1996: I walk into a Jeep-Eagler dealership to buy a Jeep. I leave in a DSM.
2005: I discover the California Rally Series and buy my first Galant VR4.
2009: I decide I need a second GVR4. I sell Daisy, my 1997 DSM.
2012: I realize I’ll never rally and buy Rocinante, my first Montero.
2015: I buy my second Montero, Fezzik.
2017: I’m already burned out on all the masturbatory, overlanding accessory bullshit.
Can’t. Stop. Watching. Sailing. Videos.
Scared to google “Mitsubishi sailboat.”