Automatically add anyone and everyone who emails you, personally, to your highly generic email drip.
Bonus points if mention selling Facebook likes for $0.10/ea and website pageviews for $0.09/ea.
I mean. Wow. You’d have to be a real idiot to pay for worthless Facebook likes or never-gonna-buy-anything bots to make you feel better when you look at your site analytics.
If you do this, you should be embarrassed. And stop.
And take a free course on marketing at Six Bricks, because damn.