Next Level Gearhead Summer 2018 (#NLGS18) is coming.

And OMG I am WAY behind schedule.

NLGS18 is set to begin on the first day of Summer this year—June 21st.

That’s two weeks from yesterday.

About a week ago, I realized I’d somehow been thinking I had until JULY 21st.

I know it makes no sense. I know it’s bullshit, but such is life.

I’ve been getting up at 5AM every morning this week to get at least an hour into this thing.

Here’s what’s left of my #todo list…

  • polish & publish the landing page, signup form
  • ensure existing subscribers can play, too
  • purchase the LMS where the pieces will reside
  • finalize the 30+ activities (instructions, scoring, etc.)
  • install the LMS
  • load the 30+ activities into the LMS
  • connect the players’ forum to the LMS
  • confirm we can accurately track a couple hundred people using almost 50 hashtags across Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook for three months
  • reach out to possible sponsors
  • design & purchase decals, swag
  • purchase additional prizes/trophies
  • formally announce the damn thing & get some players

That’s just off the top of my head. Fortunately, it doesn’t ALL have to be done or finalized before we can start playing, but I’ve been tinkering with this for over four years.

Granted this was all just a series of 12 special emails until my main man Jeremy Nutt got involved back in April and helped me turn this into the most ambitious thing GBXM has EVER done, but still. I squandered an entire MONTH because my brain was all, “June 21st, July 21st—WHATEVER.”

In any case, #NLGS18 IS COMING.

I am painfully behind schedule, but we WILL be starting on-time.

Like the as-yet unpublished landing page says, “[If you would] like to roll into fall with a head full of awesome memories, a bunch of inspired project ideas for winter, and supercharged confidence to make them happen”, stay tuned. Things are moving quickly.

Please send caffeine to:

Lazy, Procrastinating Fool
PO Box 5172
Glendale, AZ 85312-5172

PS: Remember yesterday when I mentioned needing Salesforce? Just kidding, Scott at has been working with me for weeks to develop our tracking and scoring solution. is an official NLGS sponsor, and there might just be a couple of their badass, EGT amplifiers in the NLGS prize pool.

EDC Hoarding

I’m ridiculous sometimes.

The other night as I was emptying my pockets before bed, I had this silly idea. I got the image of a comical, sleeping pig, maybe just his face, and the label, “Dis widdle piddy went to Zzzzkt.”

As much as I like the idea, it was pretty late and I was pretty tired. I was about to let it go when I realized I carry a $20 Fisher Space Pen Bullet and Moleskine pocket notebook precisely so I can easily collect novelties like this anywhere, anytime.

And here I was—literally taking said pen and paper out of my pockets to put away for the night—and being so lazy as to not use them. Why? Because I need to ensure I always have ink and paper should something important come up?

I am pleased to report I called myself on my own bullshit and wrote that idea down.

Much ado…