It’s a new day

A new quarter.

Spring is here!

You could turn over a new leaf!

If you physically have to deal with yesterday’s bullshit, fight on. Do not go into that goodnight.

But if it’s just farts—and let’s be honest—most of it is—then it’s just farts.

Omg. I am NOT about to craft a fart metaphor for this one. Just don’t let farts get you down.

Metaphorically.

Damnit.

That first parent-teacher conference

When you learn your shy little girl is actually becoming a social butterfly and has to be gently reminded (along with her friends) to dial it back a bit because other kids are working.

When you learn she’s taking to interest-based education like a natural, and will probably be able to read that Dr. Seuss book by herself by Xmas.

When you realize Montessori was one of the best decisions you’ve ever made.

And then you went out for Taco Tuesday.

Good day.